
Season 1
Episodes

1. Pilot
1982-09-27
Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.

2. A Cafeteria Line
1982-10-04
The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.

3. Pac Man Fever
1982-10-11
Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.

4. Square Pigskins
1982-10-18
Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.

5. Halloween XII
1982-11-01
An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.

6. A Simple Attachment
1982-11-08
Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.

7. Weemaweegate
1982-11-15
Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.

8. Open 24 Hours
1982-11-22
Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.

9. Muffy's Bat Mitzvah
1982-11-29
When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.

10. Hardly Working
1982-12-13
Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)

11. A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)
1982-12-20
Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

12. A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)
1982-12-20
Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

13. It's All How You See Things
1982-12-27
Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.

14. Merry Pranksters
1983-01-10
To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.

15. It's Academical
1983-01-24
Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.

16. The Stepanowicz Papers
1983-01-31
Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.

17. To Serve Weemawee All My Days
1983-02-07
Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.

18. No Substitutions
1983-02-14
A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.

19. No Joy in Weemawee
1983-02-21
Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.

20. The Arrangement
1983-03-07
Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.