Season 2
Episodes
1. Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
2019-09-09
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
2. Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
2019-09-09
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
3. Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
2019-10-14
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
4. You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
2019-10-21
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
5. Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
2019-10-28
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
6. Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
2019-11-04
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
7. On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
2019-11-11
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
8. Man Turns Home into Home Depot
2019-11-18
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
9. "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
2019-11-25
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
10. Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
2019-12-02
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
11. Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
2019-12-09
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
12. Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
2019-12-16
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
13. We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
2019-12-23
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
14. One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
2019-12-30
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
15. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
2020-01-06
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
16. Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
2020-01-06
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
17. Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
2020-01-13
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
18. Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
2020-01-20
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
19. Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
2020-01-27
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
20. Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
2020-02-03
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
21. Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
2020-02-10
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
22. Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
2020-02-17
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
23. Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
2020-02-24
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.