Season 3
Episodes
1. YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
2020-03-02
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
2. News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
2020-03-09
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
3. “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
2020-03-16
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
4. Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
2020-03-30
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
5. Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
2020-04-06
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
6. BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
2020-04-27
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
7. News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
2020-03-30
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
8. Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
2020-04-13
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
9. A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
2020-04-20
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
10. U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
2020-05-04
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
11. Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
2020-05-11
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
12. Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
2020-05-18
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
13. God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
2020-05-25
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
14. My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
2020-06-01
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
15. Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
2020-06-22
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
16. Good Morning, River View High!
2020-06-08
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
17. Welcome to Bug News
2020-06-15
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
18. Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
2020-06-29
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
19. I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
2020-07-06
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
20. Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
2020-07-13
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
21. All Hail Cello Chigglers!
2020-07-27
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
22. Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
2020-08-03
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
23. True Confessions of Real Newscasters
2020-08-10
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
24. Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
2020-08-17
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
25. Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
2020-08-24
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.