Season 2

After Dale messes with the northern lights, the whole town becomes hypnotized.

Jacques' old friend comes to Chilly Beach and opens up a coffee stand, trying to run him out of business.

Somebody in Chilly Beach (We're not telling who) is bitten by a wiener dog and changes into a cuddly and vicious ankle-biting monster.

In the Halloween episode, Dale and Frank are in Dale's house putting up "wrapping paper" when they discover a haunted hockey locker room in Dale's house. Dale gets pulled into the Spirit World where Death mistakes him as someone else. Dale attempts to save his soul by beating Death in a hockey game. Playing the first person to 100. Jacques and Frank try to figure out how to get Dale back.

When an object from space falls in Chilly Beach, everyone picks up what they want. Frank takes the plutonium that was in it. The USA thinks that Frank is using it to create Weapons Of Mass Destruction. The US gives Chilly Beach 48 hours to hand over the bomb, so Frank has to create a bomb and hand it over or Chilly Beach will be blown up quicker then Dale drinks a two-four.

The US Government needs to get the media off his back because he was caught picking his nose. Katherine gives the government an idea to fake a Pluto landing on the out skirts of Chilly Beach. Frank stumbles upon the "Pluto Landing" site and is mistaken for an alien. Katherine tells Frank that he'll be a part of a "secret" space mission, that no one shall know about. He then figures out the truth later on and Abbie helps Frank escape.

A rare bird has flew in to Chilly Beach and has nestled in the Hockey Rink. David Suzuki declares the the rink a Ecological Site, therefore leaving Dale jobless and able to put the whole town in danger. Dale becomes a lighthouse worker and drives an Oil Tanker into the city creating mayhem.

Good news for Frank, his team the Toronto Ptarmigans are training at the rink in Chilly Beach. Unfortunately someone is tampering with the ice because it has frozen trash in it. Dale being the person who keeps the rink the way it is, could he be the one messing the ice up?

Dale gets hooked on energy bars and he enjoys the performance enhancing benefits until he starts to mutate.

Dale and Frank to the rescue after xenophobic Angus captures a Yeti and the Yeti's family comes looking for him.

When Frank is appointed as Santa's financial adviser he turns Santa's north pole operation into a capitalist money-grubbing operation.

The boys are upset when maple syrup gets outlawed at Chilly Beach, until Mr. Biggs starts up an illegal maple syrup bar.

When a Japanese businessman decides to build a new Canada themed amusement park he hires Dale and Frank as technical consultants.

A visiting spiritual leader proclaims Dale as the "great guru". Things get weird until Canadian rocker Lawrence Gowan comes to the rescue.

An accidental electric jolt gives Jacques the power to see into the future.

The popularity of cell phones in Chilly Beach causes the phone company to install a brand new cell phone tower, however the tower attracts killer bees.

Constable Al throws a bunch of raucous hockey fans into jail, but Frank figures that Team Canada will lose without the fans, so he springs them loose.

In a crazy love triangle, Jacques is in love with the new female butcher, who is in love with Dale. Sparks fly as Jacques takes on his competition.

The Bear decides to give up meat, and everything is going great until he goes through withdrawal.

When Chilly Beach gets a new TV station Dale stars in his own "Dr. Phil" style advice program.

Mr. Biggs is running for election and he hires Dale to help him take on a fast talking competitor.

Angus, Dale, Frank and the Bear are trapped in a mountain cabin with a cache of diamonds. Who will survive the ordeal? Who will get the diamonds? Does anyone trust anyone else?

Frank gets to live his dreams when he gets a job in a brewery in Moose Jaw. Unfortunately, all is not as great as he thinks it will be.

Dale figures he can impress April with his skills in chainsaw tree carving.

When Constable Al meets the women of his dreams he is blinded by love, and oblivious to her criminal behavior.

Dale adjusts to life in the fat lane after he's granted an honorary American citizenship.