Season 1
Episodes
1. There Goes the Neighborhood
2002-03-05
Ozzy Osbourne settles into a multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion with wife Sharon and their teenage kids, Jack and Kelly.
2. Bark at the Moon
2002-03-12
The Osbournes learn the downside of a full house of dogs, as the chaos drives Ozzy up the wall—especially thanks to Jack’s unruly British Bulldog, Lola.
3. For the Record
2002-03-19
Ozzy hits the press circuit to promote his first album in six years, while Jack stirs up trouble on a camping trip. Back home, the family throws a big birthday bash for Kelly.
4. Won't You Be My Neighbor?
2002-03-26
The Osbournes go to war with their next-door neighbors, whose late-night music habits push the family to the brink.
5. Tour of Duty
2002-04-02
As Ozzy trains and rehearses for his upcoming tour, Sharon and Kelly test his patience with their relentless shopping sprees.
6. Trouble in Paradise
2002-04-09
After injuring his leg on tour, Ozzy is forced to take a break—just as Jack and Kelly turn the house into an all-night party zone.
7. Get Stuffed
2002-04-16
After a miserable Thanksgiving, Ozzy is fed up with the family and insists on returning to the tour alone.
8. No Vagrancy
2002-04-23
Jack invites his lazy skater friend Jason Dill to stay at the house, much to Ozzy and Sharon's dismay.
9. A Very Ozzy Christmas
2002-04-30
As Christmas nears, Sharon indulges in a New York shopping spree while touring with Ozzy and Jack, only to learn their security guard Michael has been arrested for robbing the neighbors.
10. Dinner with Ozzy
2002-05-07
In the Season 1 finale, Ozzy enjoys a multi-course meal in the dining room and reflects on his life, fame, and family.