Season 5
Episodes
1. The New Guys
2003-08-17
Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan are introduced as the new hosts. They play the A* Crack Game Show, and the Magical Negro pays a visit.
2. Wheel of Destiny
2003-08-24
Joe and Doug dare you to submit to the Wheel of Destiny, and Doug's mom reviews porn.
3. Breast Implant Fashion Show
2003-08-31
The boys host a breast implant fashion show, and the magical negro pays Joe Rogan a visit in a strip club.
4. Dr. Phil
2003-09-07
Joe and Doug follow Dr. Phil on the streets, with a hidden camera, and review the Juggy Consumer Reports.
5. The Other Side with Joel Rogal
2003-09-14
Audience members are put in touch with long lost ex-girlfriends.
6. Make Me Stiff
2003-09-21
Doug (Stanhope) hosts ""Make Me Stiff,"" in which contestants must ""keep cool"" in the face of temptation. [So basically, they're just trying to not get boners]
7. Midget Porn
2003-09-28
When midget porn falls short of Doug's expectations, he blows the lid on the industry in an exclusive expose.
8. Breakup Bounty Hunters
2003-10-04
Joe and Doug send in the Break-Up Bounty Hunters and present the movie trailer for ""Blue Balls Strip Club"".
9. Toilet Expo
2003-10-19
The boys introduce the latest toilet technology and screen ""Pretty Woman"" with ladies from the Bunny Ranch.
10. Church of the Man Show
2003-10-26
Joe and Doug give guys a chance to confess their unmanly sins and receive Man Show-style penance.
11. Compilation Show I
2003-11-02
Join Joe and Doug in the Catalina Islands as they take a look back at some of the best moments from season five of The Man Show.